ツ Ida Maria & Pimpin – Sloshed in Seattle…

I got tx to a closed concert at the croc tonight. Ida Maria.
I didn’t wanna go. Puking and feverish, but I’m old. Not going to get many more chances when a hot 26 YO is driving – so I went.
We ate at Spazzo. I couldn’t eat. The smell of food was making me sick.
The 1st band sucked.
She wanted to go after about 5 songs.
I said OK, didn’t want to be there anyway.
When we got to her Smart Car, I said, go ahead. I’ll take a cab home. I want to experience this.
I got let into the back door.
I gave her my pick.
I got it back.
When they started playing “I Like You So Much Better When You’re Naked”, some crazy fuck got on the stage and got naked.
The show shut down. I have phone video to prove it.
I then played street guitar with a borrowed guitar.
Met some dressed up black dude that invited me for a ride with his girl.
While still trying to choke down puke, people were shouting at me not to go with him.
Why?
You’ll be dead. Ooops. I went anyway. I like adventure. So I did.
We drove around for 3 hours picking up $$ and other shit (I was along for the ride).
Fucking scary. This dude is the biggest pimp in Seattle (so he says).
But we went to places he owns to prove it.
I don’t know why he wanted to show me. He is almost 60 and knows everybody.
I was trying so hard not to puke in his car (there would be more to clean up than puke if I did).
He called me at 4:15 this morning to go out for coffee. Couldn’t go. Too scared and too ill.