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I'm hooked on etymology, folklore, writing, live music, and making movies. I jam the axe and I'm currently learning how to beat the skins. I write cool software and meaningful screenplays.
I like to drive fast with the top down in the rain with the music cranked.
My tastes in TV, music, film, and literature are broad but obscure. I keep a journal, write screenplays, compose music, take many pictures, and create software.
When camping at night, you can find me staring into the campfire either playing the guitar or telling a spooky story under the moonlight. I love thunder storms, Friday is my favorite day and my favorite number is 9.
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ツ I can dream to be me…
“I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past.” -
ツ Bobby’s Taz Tat – Whoops!
But before I left Lima, my buddy Bobby Beasley and I needed to get tattooed. -
ツ Dream Analysis: I Thank the Herons…
She finally admitted to me that she was having an affair with a guy from work. -
ツ Tools of the Trade…
The sign of a true macho man! -
ツ Spinnankers…
What a great time in a young person’s life! -
ツ The Clean Urine Gypsy Trade in the DOE…
Who knew you could could be a piss Czar! -
ツ The Black Syph…
What could have been one of John’s greatest nights of his life was now turning into a nightmare. -
ツ Steam Generator Care and Feeding…
I can’t imagine what this would do to a human body if you walked into it. -
ツ Spudnuts…
I just thought I’d share a little bit of home with some people I grew up with. -
ツ Heartsease Charm…
Share the love… -
ツ Killer Shake…
Three or four of these and you’re on you’re way… -
ツ Dave & Dale @ 21…
Um, yes – we had a few drinks. -
ツ This Aviation Chart is all wet…
Shower sectionals? Never heard of them… -
Dear Ole’ Dad is Dead…
I flew in from Seattle to help him out in his last days… -
ツ Reflector or Emitter?…
Is a reflector considered an emitter too? -
ツ Sister Rita Marie…
You must have been publically masturbating… -
ツ Thanks eHarmony…
eHarmony shows Dave no love… How can you enter your profile info on one of the biggest dating sites... -
ツ Bobby Beasley and the Wild Wild West…
Too rich for me… -
ツ Can you help me find my meat ball?
What kind of sauce comes with the meatball dish? -
ツ Do Not Disturb…
How many times or how close have you been to checking out? -
ツ Green Socks…
The job I was on was in a factory that utilized uranium dust at a catalyst in one of it’s... -
ツ Lance Burton…
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ツ Kissed wife gets punched…
The only problem was the daughter was married… -
ツ Local Yokels…
Or maybe they did know, but it doesn’t matter now anyway. -
ツ New tat – 9 Dog Line literally…
New tat – 9 Dog Line literally… -
ツ I’m @ home…
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ツ d!Crypt’r
I’m sure the kids are going to love me for this. I’m trying to plug it into cell carriers… -
ツ Soft Boot…
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ツ No liquid nitro? Acetone party baby!!!
2 (CH3)2CO → (CH3)2C(OH)CH2C(O)CH3… -
ツ Small Group…
JUST A TASTE OF THE SCREENPLAY THAT’S ALMOST DONE! -
ツ The Hand…
An new twist on and old story currently in production. -
ツ Scuba-Dooba-Doo!
…bliss takes over while you’re telling yourself “I’m OK to go now.” -
ツ A blast from the Y2K Blast…
I spent a year writing white papers on this issues and found something very interesting in the process… -
ツ If I had an online dating profile…
It would read something like this… -
ツ We’re not going to take it…
My Doggie’s and I singing… -
ツ Seattle Fire…
All due to the glue… -
ツ Aye aye, Matey…
We had a death in the family… -
ツ Nightmare @ Beaver Lake…
To my surprise, it was one the biggest haunts in the NW and was in the very city in which... -
ツ G4G…
I rarely publish anything that isn’t mine or that I have written, mixed, or taped by me… -
ツ RAC…
We didn’t get to grab anything for dinner except a Cookie, H20, and a Brew, but it held us… -
ʍʎ ɹǝsnɯǝ˙˙˙ ツ
Almost famous… -
ツ M&M Duels…
Continuing the species of M&Ms… -
ツ Ant Farm…
They are coming in the house… -
ツ Dear John…
I recieved this letter while I was in rehab… -
ツ Attracting Love…
How to attract love in your life through spell craft… -
ツ Project Tuva…
Searchable video, link transcripts, notes, and interactive extras… -
ツ Salacious Salsa…
I’ll kick it into gear in the spring of 2010 after I hook up with some local farmers… -
ツ 5 Facts…
Five things about me… -
ツ La reina ant’ danza de golpecito de s Cinco De Mayo…
They got their revenge… -
ツ Ida Maria & Pimpin – Sloshed in Seattle…
Sloshed in Seattle… -
ツ Station Wagon Restroom…
Dad didn’t like to stop on long distant trips… -
ツ Lucidity…
Control what you do while dreaming… -
ツ Hang on to the headboard (was Reflection)…
My experience of jumping… -
ツ Jolokia Training…
What to expect and prep… -
ツ I hope you had a better weekend than I did…
They aren’t that crazy… -
ツ Just Like Heaven…
In love with life, with a little chemical help… -
ツ GFIAC…
I love this song. -
ツ Mystery Gifts…
A new family tradition has emerged. -
ツ Only You…
Always loved this song… -
ツ Terry & Toby…
Terry had everything Toby had lacked and then some. She was articulate, witty, intelligent, and very attractive. Long... -
ツ $panky…
Warning, this is a repugnant and somewhat graphic tale. I don’t know why I’m even sharing it. -
ツ Look toward the future…
I have no idea why I’m sharing this with anybody. -
ツ Hey Gramps…
It’s been a long time since I’ve written, sorry about that – it’s about time. -
ツ My Nicknames…
Glad it’s “Dave the Rave” now. -
ツ The best compliment I ever got…
Thanks JohnC! -
ツ Paris? That’s a place not a name…
I met her in a small store where they sold candy bars and birthday cards. -
ツ Pranks…
I’ve done this several times with super glue and silver dollars. -
ツ Family Business…
My brush with “Our Thing”… -
ツ 5(n-18)…
Radiation exposure and what a solid science it is. -
ツ If the butcher sniffs it, move on…
I dreamt of lobster the other night. -
ツ Doping Diamonds…
Whenever he started freaking out, it was back to the house we’d head… -
ツ Thermal Derma Inc.
At least 9 deaths have been documented where proper precautions have been ignored. -
ツ The night we met…
Soul mates don’t exist. You meet who who meet based on social circles and proximity… -
ツ Sparking chalk discovery…
Sparking chalk discovery… -
ツ The best five bucks I ever spent…
When I attended Washington State University, I soon grew tired of traveling home for the holidays. -
ツ “All but”, huh?
Why do people use the term “all but” before an adjective… -
ツ You have one option…
I have never understood why people are serious when they use the saying “You have (only) one option.” -
ツ Wake Up…
Sequal to Only You. -
ツ I learned something tonight…
This is not something that you can use everyday, and if you’re lucky, you will never need to know this... -
ツ Romeo & Juliet…
I got turned on to this song in the early 80’s by MTV when MTV played music videos. -
ツ Bomber’s Head…
Buyish hyjinx ensues in the steam tunnels of a University in Washington State. Body parts included.
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ツ I can dream to be me…
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ツ “All but”, huh?
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ツ You have one option…
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ツ I learned something tonight…
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